I Let Jed Pick The Clubs... It Didn't End Well
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Тим Урбан даёт своему другу Джеду, который почти не играет в гольф, полную власть выбирать клюшку для каждого удара на трёх лунках. Результат предсказуемо плохой: счета в 7, 8 и 6 ударов при пар 4, 3 и 4. Несмотря на абсурдные решения Джеда, Тим признаёт, что его обычная игра не намного лучше.
Челлендж с выбором клюшек
Джед не разбирается в гольфе и выбирает клюшки без всякой логики. На первой же лунке (пар 4, 300+ ярдов) он даёт Тиму «rescue» — маленькую клюшку, которая, по словам Тима, всегда уводит влево. Тот ею вообще не играет, но держит в сумке. Удар уходит влево через весь фервей, предположительно в дерево. Тим не находит мяч и берёт дроп.
Первая лунка: неудачный старт
После дропа остаётся 148 ярдов. Джед выбирает pitching wedge (питчинг-ведж). Тим боится промахнуться из-за лжи (мяч лежит неидеально), но всё равно чиркает (chunk) — короткий удар на 98–92 ярда. Затем Джед требует четыре айрон (4-iron). Тим намеренно кладёт мяч значительно недолете и даёт ему докатиться — получается фейд вправо, но мяч оказывается прямо у края грина. Джед выбирает паттер для завершения лунки, но удар через роф слишком сильный, мяч улетает далеко. Итог: семь ударов («семёрка»). Тим замечает, что обычно играет эту лунку не намного лучше, так что винить Джеда не может.
Вторая лунка: катастрофа на пар 3
Лунка 189 ярдов над водой, ветер дует в сторону воды. Джед даёт клюшку, которая заставляет Тима целиться крайне влево — почти на карт-пэд, чтобы компенсировать ветер и слайс. Мяч едва перелетает женский ти и воду, остаётся 92 ярда. Джед разрешает поставить мяч на ти (хотя формально это нарушение правил, но Джед хозяин). Тим пытается легонько пробить в воздух, но попадает в воду. Дроп, остаётся неизвестный yardage. Джед выбирает четыре айрон — Тим никогда не пробовал с ним флоп-шот. Удар уходит далеко за грин. Джед наконец даёт 60-градусный ведж (сэнд-ведж) для удара через хрящ на грин с водой за ним. Тим добивает и фиксирует восьмёрку.
Третья лунка: попытка играть по-своему
Джед выбирает драйвер с ти — Тим бьёт почти как задумывал, но мяч чуть левее фэрвея, 116 ярдов до грина. Джед даёт 56-градусный ведж — обычная клюшка Тима. Удар недолетает, мяч на спуске с мячом ниже ног. Тим пытается пробить низом, но вытаскивает влево из-за пятки, попадающей в склон. Остаётся патт за пар. Джед говорит: «Если не забьёшь, следующий раунд сыграем так же». Тим промахивается — двойной богги (6 ударов). Он говорит, что результат ожидаем и просит зрителей подписаться.
Финал и особенности поля
Тим завершает, что это был забавный эксперемент, и поле «Prairie Lakes» в Гранд-Прери, Техас, в хорошем состоянии. Раунд стоит около $35 — неплохая цена. Челлендж окончен, зрителей приглашают оставить комментарий, что ещё они хотели бы увидеть.
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Okay guys, welcome to another golf video. It is a challenge time and this one is actually going to be Jed's choice, meaning he's going to pick what clubs I hit for each shot. He doesn't really play golf and I don't really know what he's going to do here, so I'll find out as you do. Jed, it's a tee, it's a par 4, 300 something yards. You want to hand me something? Okay, so this is a rescue little club that just hooks left every time. I don't even play it. Shouldn't have kept it in the bag today clearly. All right. We'll see what happens. Oh, it came back left all the way across the fairway I think it might have hit a tree. So let's find out Jed. What's next? I didn't think it was actually threatening the water, but I am NOT seeing it. So you may be taking a drop. Okay Jed, I guess you can you can drop this somewhere I'm sorry. Uh, well got about a hundred and forty eight yards in I don't know if that means anything to you Jed. So what am I hitting next? Pitching wedge. I might be able to get this there actually. I don't know about off of this lie. They don't really have bunkers out here, just a little spot with sand. So 148, a little bit kind of into the wind. We'll see. Maybe Sandy, you may want to stand over there. Just chunked it. Ow. I was so, I was so scared to hit out. I don't even know why. It's not even a bad lie. I just, just chunked it. The trash hit. 98 yards, 92 yards. Tell me. Okay, four iron, really? Four iron? Okay, I mean, I'm gonna try to land this significantly short of the green and just let it roll up. I don't know. Four iron. Oh no, come on. Stop. Just fanned at that. Actually worked out okay. I'm just off the green on the right. It's just off the green Jed you want to pick one to finish out the hole or what do you want to do? I appreciate it and so do the people I'm playing with It's not bad. I just hadn't hit any putts through the rough today and I just killed it. I mean left to right Okay, all right, so that would be a one two three four five Six it's a seven seven. I wish I could say that that's significantly worse than I would do normally on this hole It's just not, so I can't even really blame you. On to the next one. All right, Jed. We have 189-yard par 3 over water. Wind's going that way, pushing out to the water. What do you want me to hit? I have to play this. So far out left. I'm literally aiming for the cart pad out left. Awesome. My target is like out there somewhere, because now it's like into the teeth of the wind as well. So I'm just going to try to... Just try to get past the ladies tee. Barely got over that water. Okay. You suck. As expected, we are not that much closer to the hole. Got about 100 yards left. 92, I think, to be precise. So, Jed, what are we doing? You can put it on a tee. I can tee it up. All right. You're making the rules here, so I don't know how that's easier. Okay. Well, strategy is here, except to just try to bunt one up in the air and not go in the water. That's all I'm trying to do. Nope, that's in the water. So we're gonna go just up to there and then drop again and then hopefully not hit this. We're closer, I don't know the yardage, probably doesn't matter. Jed, what am I hitting? Have you ever played golf before? I wanna try to flop shot a four iron. I've never attempted this. Heads up! Get down, get down, get down. Okay, so it's over the green, way over the green. Man. Okay, so Jed has chosen the 60 degree wedge for this next shot, which is over a hump. Green kind of goes away from it. There's water behind. Lovely. I'm going to finish this out with a wedge because this hole is getting a little out of hand here. You do not deserve to come in the hole. Okay, I have no idea how many that was, so I will count that up here in a minute. On to the last. Okay, so I did the math. It was an eight on the last hole. So we are on to the third hole, last hole of this little challenge. It's a par 4, 350 yards, dog leg left. Jed, what are we hitting? All right, this hole, we're going to play like I would actually play. Okay. So there's nothing but a driver off the tee. Well, of course. That's almost what I meant to do. I don't actually know if that was the right line. We will find out. All right, so just missed the fairway left, but we've got an open shot into the green about 116 yards. So what do we do? Probably the club I would have hit. So we'll go 56. Shouldn't have any tree trouble. Yeah, basically straight at it. I don't think I got all of that. I just, yeah, it felt okay, but it didn't look like it got, didn't look like it got up by the green. We'll find out in a second. That'll work. As I said, as I expected, I'm short. I'm on a little bit of a downhill and balls below my feet, but I got a lot of green to work with. So we'll just try to punch it up there, let it run out. Maybe get back to the pin. just pulled it left that tends to happen to me when i'm on these down slopes because i'll catch the heel in in the slope and it'll just close the face a little bit not bad though gotta putt for par okay on the green with the putter see if we can make this for par this is the end of this little challenge if you like this if this is kind of fun having jed pick the clubs for me watching me fail miserably if you enjoy it leave a comment subscribe let me know um i'm gonna go finish this out and then it's him Ask what happens if you miss this putt. What happens if I miss this putt? I'll do the next one with this? Yeah. Well, I better take it with me. Okay, well, I guess I'll recap in a minute. Okay, so double bogey on the last. I mean, this went about how I expected it to go with you picking the clubs. Again, hopefully you enjoyed this. If you did, leave a comment, subscribe to the channel. We're trying to create some fun content for you, so let me know what you want to see. Prairie Lakes is in pretty good shape out here in Grand Prairie, Texas. So if you're looking for a spot to play locally, it's like 35 bucks. So it's a pretty good deal too. So anyway, see you guys on the next one. Bye.
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